Ableton Live Tutorial: Drum Rack + Impulse = DrumPulse

Once upon a time, in the not too distant past, I was building a drum track and decided to use Drum Rack. While programming my beat and tweaking controls I thought, "Man, I wish Simpler had some of those cool random options that Impulse has so I could use them in Drum Rack." Now, flashing back to the time when Drum Rack came out with Live 7, everyone (myself included) was like, "Yo, forget Impulse! Drum Rack is the stuff!" Then began the war between die-hard Impulse fans and Drum Rack spearheads. But wait! Why should we have to choose? Why is it one or the other? Then I had an idea...
-dubspot

UPDATE: Here's the link for Thavius Beck's "Follow Action" video Pat mentions at the end of this tutorial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8VGYK5RsCU